Trump's conflicting statements are so wild that they break the rules quantum mechanics.

    by sseumblue

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    1. FattyMooseknuckle on

      And that the goal is to open Hormuz, which wasn’t closed until the war started.

    2. PisStoolGrip on

      This isn’t humorous, it’s humiliating and infuriating. This psychopathic fuck needs to be removed from office a long time ago. 

    3. houstonyoureaproblem on

      Seen this a few times.

      It leaves out the most important part:

      Trump says it’s not actually a war.

    4. beerforbears on

      Breaking news Trump lies.

      Haven’t done anything about it in 10 years though have you?

    5. kirdnehnaj243 on

      Donald Trump (79): “I predicted that Barack Hussein Obama will knock out the World Trade Center. One year before he actually did it. I wrote it in a book. Obama and Biden started the war against Iran 47 years ago. It’s Obamas and Bidens war. Not Trumps. I was fighting harder against the Vietcong than anybody else. I could have won the war in Vietnam within 24 hours. Probably less. I just don’t wanted to kill 500 million people. I don’t wanted to go that route. You understand? No other president has ever won a war. I won the war against Iran within the first hour. Actually, I won it even faster. Obama got the Nobel prize for nothing. I don’t care about the Nobel prize. I should have received it for every single war, that I stopped. Nobody has less to do with Epstein than me. The Democrats do. All his friends are Democrats. I’ve never been on Epstein island. Obama and Biden have been there all the time. It’s a very beautiful island. A truly great place to be. But, I hate to say it, but I’ve never been there. Okay?” /s

    6. don’t forget, he’s not calling the war a war because that would need congressional approval

    7. BurrrritoBoy on

      And the Department of War is not engaged in a war but they’re gonna continue to bomb the piss outta Iran until Donny feels good.

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